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1. He can’t even hang a towel right, and I’m supposed to be impressed.

2. He’s not working, but somehow, the house still feels like it’s falling apart.

3. His friends get all his time, but me? I’m lucky if I get a glance.

4. At home, he’s glued to his phone, as if that’s what I signed up for.

5. Asking for help with housework is like asking for a miracle.

6. Everything he does is in slow motion.

7. When things get tough, he runs away like it’s a race.

8. Kids are sick? He doesn’t even blink.

9. I’m sick? He won’t even ask if I’m okay—if I died, I don’t think he’d notice.

10. No money for the family, but hey, his hobbies get all the online shopping.

11. He says he doesn’t want a breakup, but actions speak louder than words.

12. His childhood memories are more important than our present, and I’m supposed to just accept it.

13. Loves his mother more than me, but somehow, I’m expected to be everything else.

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for.